Florida Rant Incoming

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
10/15/2016 at 21:56 • Filed to: floriduuuuuuuuuuh

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3...2...1... *inhales*

A WHOLE FAMILY IN THE TRUCK BED ON THE TURNPIKE??? AT 80 MPH?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT SHIT?! YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO PUT THE BABY INSIDE AT LEAST YOU LET IT RIDE IN THE TRUCK BED TOOO?? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN AN ACCIDENT, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAD FALLEN OFF SOMEONE ELSES TRUCK, WHAT IF YOU HIT A BUMP AND THE BABY GOT TOSSED OUT AND HIT SOMEONES WINDSHIELD?! DO YOU PLACE ANY VALUE ON THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AT ALL?????

...okay. I’m done. I had to get that out. God, this state sometimes...


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
10/15/2016 at 22:05

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Come to Washington. We aren’t morons.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
10/15/2016 at 22:13

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I don’t necessarily agree.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > PS9
10/15/2016 at 22:14

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now lets not be too judgey... how can he have his six pack within easy reach if his whole family is taking up the entire front seat?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/15/2016 at 22:15

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Shhhhhh


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
10/15/2016 at 22:15

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Washington State? Because I’ve seen this same scenario in Eastern Washington, and Seattle is definitely filled with morons.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti
10/15/2016 at 22:28

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Eastern Washington is pretty iffy, but honestly my experience with Western Washington has been pretty positive. Certainly better than Florida.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > PS9
10/15/2016 at 23:29

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There’s this thing about places that are warm enough year-round where it seems like you don’t need to be partially intelligent to survive. I don’t know what it is.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > PS9
10/15/2016 at 23:31

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What part of Florida was that in? You mentioned Turnpike, but I’ve never see anything THAT Florida on the turnpike.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > PS9
10/16/2016 at 00:07

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I hate a good portion of the people in our state sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > PS9
10/16/2016 at 01:44

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At least they weren’t all riding in a boat they were towing.